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And with so many different adjectives! Limey cocksucker, fussy cocksucker, useless cocksucker....

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[Another laugh and he leans back.]

I've learned so many curses from her.

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Which one would you say is your favorite?

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[He shakes his head.]

Cocksucker.

One day I'll use it on someone unsuspecting.

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When you decide who's going to be your unsuspecting victim, I'd love to see it.

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Maybe Jon.

[He's drunk. Everything's a possibility.]

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Absolutely Jon, [ Dorian laughs. ] He's cute when he's flustered. And also, he's least likely to punch you after you call him a cocksucker.

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[Henry grimaces at that.]

Why is everything about attraction?

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Not everything, [ he shrugs. ] You're ignoring that second part of my statement. Attraction plays a part, but reading someone's personality does as well. In this case, knowing that Jon isn't retaliatory means that he's the perfect person to call a cocksucker. If you said that to one of our retaliatory assholes like, hmm, that ridiculous Flint man, you'd just get punched.

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Yes, but I have a contingency for getting punched.

[He holds up a hand.]

He may not retaliate, but he would be very surprised.

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And honestly, his surprised face is also good in it's own way.

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[Henry is drunk. And because he's drunk, he's actually acting like a normal person. The walls are down, Trixie is gone, and Dorian brings out the part of him that actually longs to fit in. So he laughs, pulling his feet up.]

Are you talking about attraction again?

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You can enjoy how someone looks and not be attracted to them! [ Dorian laughs, shaking his head as he points out. ]

For instance, I like it when you smile. Don't want to fuck you, absolutely know you would kill me if I suggested it, but you've got a lovely smile that brightens up my mood.

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[Instead of arguing that, instead of trying to process what that might mean, he gets that urge, again, to fit in, to try and not be the odd man out once again. So he sits up and sends a message.]

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[ Oh Dorian is watching and listening to this with glee, barely repressed giggles as Henry and Jon talk. ]